From the Melville Cat: The Midget Fluff Ball Menace Turns One

From the Melville Cat:

Forgive me friends, as it has been many months since my last update. I’ve been busy. For a while I was spending most of my time outdoors in an effort to escape the insufferable badgering of the Trixie, the Midget Fluff Ball Menace. She has grown larger and her harassment progressively more tiresome.

Smokey the Melville Cat on the floor in the kitchen.
The Melville Cat and Trixie in the kitchen.
She’s always hovering just beyond my peripheral vision, ready to pounce.
Melville Cat and Melville Kitten
I know she appears calm but Heather only photographs us together during rare quiet moments. In reality the Menace is always scampering about, stalking and leaping onto my head.
Melville Cat rolling over with the Melville Kitten.
She turns my world upside-down.
Melville Cat with a bandage on he leg.
The Fluff Ball Menace even drove me to injury. While sleeping in the woods to avoid her, I entered into a scrap with the ginger tomcat next door and wound up with this bloody bandage on my leg. Not to worry: I used my powerful jaws remove the bandage three hours after the vet put it on me. The wound healed quickly anyway.

I was away so often, Heather frequently worried about me. This was by design, of course. In one instance I stayed away for two days and two nights, and when I returned Heather was just about to publish a blog post announcing my disappearance. She welcomed me with tears in her eyes, held me tightly, and fed me a full packet of moist kibble. Mission accomplished.

Smokey on a chair
I am still the man in charge.

Then winter came, temperatures dropped, and I grew bored with sleeping outdoors. I decided to swallow my pride and start sleeping in Heather’s bed again, despite the Menace’s constant presence there. Fortunately the Menace has enough respect to remain at the foot of the bed and yield to me my rightful place beside Heather.

Melville Cat laughing
Sometimes you just have to laugh.

The Fluff Ball’s Birthday

Heather asked me to write a post this week because the Midget Fluff Ball Menace is now one year old. We don’t know exactly which day she was born but it was sometime in July 2018.

Trixie the kitten with her brother and sister
That’s the Menace in the middle, on the day she first invaded my home in September 2018.
Smokey swats Trixie
She was so small and harmless then.
Melville Cat and Trixie
Today she is nearly as large as I am.

Happy birthday, Menace. In feline years you are now an adult. Please behave as such. Good day.

Trixie in a tree as a kitten
Trixie, October 2018.
Trixie in a tree at one year old.
Trixie, July 2019.

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How have I never blogged about 44 Stanley Avenue, the coolest shopping and dining complex in Joburg, which is only five minutes from my house?

44 Stanley sign surrounded by trees
The entrance to 44 Stanley Avenue.

I guess it’s wrong to say I’ve never blogged about 44 Stanley; I’ve mentioned it countless times over the years (see here and here) when writing about specific restaurants or shops that are there. But I’ve never written a dedicated post about 44 Stanley as a destination and it’s about time I did – especially now, with the holidays upon us.

Photos From Braamfontein's Indwe Park

I’ve been dreadfully uninspired lately, struggling to think of anything I want to blog about despite having a long list of great ideas (many of which you, my readers, provided in September). I’m finding it hard to feel positive about life at the moment. But on Saturday Thorsten and I got the chance to visit Indwe Park, an indigenous garden and sculpture park in Braamfontein, and I knew I had my topic for today.

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In 2020, I published a blog post with tips for Americans living in South Africa who wanted to vote in the U.S. presidential election. I thought about simply resharing that post this year. But then I realized: 1) I want to write a U.S. election post that will be fun and informative for everyone, not just other Americans; and 2) Believe it or not, the U.S. presidential election stakes are even higher in 2024 than they were in 2020. So I’m introducing you to some really cool Americans in Joburg – one who I’ve known forever and two who I just met – and tell you a bit about who they are, why they live here, and why they vote.