The Melville Cat: I Am a Cat Food Spokesperson

Good day, friends. Here is some important news from the Melville Cat:

  1. Trixie, the Midget Fluff Ball Menace, is still in my home. She keeps growing larger.
Smokey yawning with Trixie
I’m tired of her and yet she continues to be present.
Smokey and Trixie
Hmph.
  1. I have been hired as a spokesperson – a spokescat, if you will – for the local cat food company, Montego. Montego has recently made some changes to its range of cat foods and they have hired moi to tell you about it.

As I dictate this post to Heather, she insists I tell you the Midget Fluff Ball Menace has also been hired as a Montego spokeskitten. I can’t explain why. She is a child, barely three months old, and has virtually no experience as a social media influencer.

This Is the East: Rock Raceway in Brakpan

*Second in an occasional blog series called This Is the East,*featuring hidden spots on Johannesburg’s East Rand.

Have you ever gone to a place where you feel like an alien, even though you’re surrounded by fellow human beings? This is how Ang and I felt at the Rock Raceway.